Which Ron Swanson quote from Parks and Recreation best encapsulates his wisdom?

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Ron Swanson's Wisdom

Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation

• There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk.
• Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
• I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
• The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am.